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Albany Student Satire (ASS): Taking the Wrong Idea, Dozens of Students Devour Library Books.
By Aedan Perry November 25, 2024 Photo Credit: Aedan Perry / The ASP Shreds of paper and book bindings littered the floor of the...
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Albany Student Satire (ASS): Why You Should Become a Buffalo Sabres Fan
By Carter Schum | November 20, 2024 Photo Credit: Doug Kerr / Wikimedia Commons In recent years, hockey has seen a surge in popularity...
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OPINION: Why We’re Voting
By Democracy Matters E-Board | November 4, 2024 Photo Credit: Peter Rimar / Wikimedia Commons We understand why you might not want to...
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Albany Student Satire (ASS): Why UAlbany Low Rises are Underrated
By Lucie Burns | October 14, 2024 Dutch Commons Photo Credit: Lucie Burns / The ASP When people visit the University at Albany, they...
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Albany Student Satire (ASS): UAlbany's Luxurious High Rise Dorms
By Vince Gasparini | September 30, 2024 Mohawk, Stuyvesant, Livingston and Eastman Towers are staples of the University at Albany Uptown...
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Albany Student Satire (ASS): How to Survive On Microwavable Meals: A Gourmet Cooking Guide
By Valerie Regice | September 23, 2024 Photo Credit: Pixabay Face it: the “broke college student” stereotype is true. Even though many...
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Editor’s Note: UAlbany Tunnels, Bureaucracy, and Microdose Radiation
By Henry Fisher | May 6, 2024 The title is an apt summary of my time at the University at Albany. Photo Credit: Henry Fisher / The ASP...
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OPINION: Dear Student Association: An Open-Ended Letter to SA and the UAlbany Campus
By Dylan Klein | May 6 , 2024 University at Albany Student Association (SA), you’ve always been the constant in my years here at UAlbany....
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Senior Letter 2024
By Henry Fisher, Shawn Ness, Christian Hince, and Florinda Gjypi | May 6, 2024 As we finish up with the Albany Student Press (ASP) for...
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OPINION: Should TikTok Be Banned in the U.S.?
By Michael Regateiro | April 1, 2024 Photo Credit: Solen Feyissa on Wikimedia Commons On Wednesday, March 13, 2024, the U.S. House of...
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Albany Student Satire (ASS): Your Guide to Valentine’s at the CC
By Henry Fisher | February 14, 2024 The perfect time to stop by your favorite Asian fusion restaurant. Photo Credit: Henry Fisher / The...
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Albany Student Satire (ASS): 10 Pick-Up Lines You Should Definitely Use This Valentine’s Day
By Shaylee Staves | February 14, 2024 Photo Credit: JessBaileyDesign on Pixabay This article is meant to be read as satire and should not...
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OP-ED: Uniqueness Can Be Worth More than Cash
By James Lyons Walsh | December 4, 2023 Walsh is a UAlbany alumnus who graduated in 2020. A photo taken on Sept. 10, 2022 of the Massry...
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OPINION: 2023’s Political Dysfunction and Attempting to Address It
By Neil Heriot | November 13, 2023 Photo Credit: Alejandro Barba on Unsplash 2023 has continued its trend of dysfunction, division, and...
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OPINION: Conference Regions Are a CFB Relic That Won’t Be Missed
By Christian Hince | November 13, 2023 With the college football regular season winding down, conference championship week next month is...
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EDITORIAL: We Need to Clear the Air in Graduate Programs
By James Lyons Walsh | November 6, 2023 Walsh is a UAlbany alumnus who graduated in 2020 and who offered this essay for publication. A...
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OPINION: Dame and Giannis Could be the Next Super Duo
By Shawn Ness | October 16, 2023 After a long summer of trade rumors, Damian Lillard finally got his trade request, not to the Miami...
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OPINION: Kevin McCarthy: A Weak Leader
By Neil Heriot | October 9, 2023 If you have watched the news, you have probably noticed that Kevin McCarthy became the first Speaker of...
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OPINION: Telehealth Offers Increased Access to Reproductive Healthcare, as Abortion Bans Continue
By Julia Ross-McGuire | September 4, 2023 Central Ohio Student Led Rally for Reproductive Rights. Photo Credit: Wikimedia Photo Commons...
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OPINION: The First Republican Debate, Interesting But Not Game Changing
By Neil Heriot | August 28, 2023 Yesterday evening, Americans turned on Fox News to watch the first Republican presidential primary...
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