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Editor's Note: A Love Letter to Albany, N.Y.

By Danielle Modica | May 1, 2023 The past three years have been a whirlwind. And yes, I’m accounting for the brutal Albany winds. A photo...

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OPINION: Why the Math Tutoring Department at UAlbany Sucks

By Angel Godfrey | May 1, 2023 Sign directing students to the math tutoring department. Photo Credit: ASI Signage The math tutoring...

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OPINION: Why Protesting is Not as Simple as it Seems

By Neil Heriot | May 1, 2023 Protestors protesting Ian Haworth’s speech on April 4, 2023. Photo Credit: Shawn Ness / the ASP If you have...

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OPINION on Jimmy Carter: One of the World’s Greatest Men

By Neil Heriot | March 6, 2023 Several weeks ago, former president Jimmy Carter elected to enter hospice care and refuse further medical...

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OPINION: Same Old Association, with New Voices

By Jalen Miller, Vice Chair of the UAlbany Student Association Senate | March 6, 2023 MYSKANIA in 1917 from the yearbook, The Pedagogue...

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OPINION: Mass Shootings Are Not New to Generation Z

By Shawn Ness | February 15, 2023 Ambulance and fire department on Michigan State’s campus. Photo Credit: Bill Pugliano/Getty Images I...

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Albany Student Satire (ASS): Valentine’s Day Activities for Couples (written by a single person)

By Abby Lorch | February 14, 2023 This article is meant to be read as satire and should not be taken seriously. The names and quotes in...

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OPINION: The Implications of Kevin McCarthy’s House

By Neil Heriot | January 30, 2023 The Democratic Party lost its government trifecta (when one party controls both houses of Congress and...

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Editor’s Note

By Sumaiya Nasir | December 5, 2022 Alas, the semester has come to a close! Had I been told a year ago that I would be finishing off my...

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Albany Student Satire (ASS): How to Win Thanksgiving

By Henry Fisher | November 28, 2022 Photo Credit: Shutterstock This article is meant to be read as satire and should not be taken...

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Albany Student Satire (ASS): UAlbany Tunnels, Bureaucracy, and Microdose Radiation

By Henry Fisher | November 21, 2022 An earthly heaven. Photo Credit: Henry Fisher This article is meant to be read as satire and should...

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OPINION: Democrats Got Lucky – This Time

By Neil Heriot | November 14, 2022 The midterm elections last Tuesday were supposed to be a disaster for the Democrats. First, there was...

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OPINION: What’s Happening to Our Democracy?

Neil Heriot | November 7, 2022 Last week, a man broke into the residence of Paul and Nancy Pelosi, and demanded to know where the latter...

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Albany Student Satire (ASS): Hudson Avenue Wins Contest for Best Halloween Decor

By Henry Fisher | October 31, 2022 An Albany local enjoys the sites of Hudson Avenue, sure to keep multiple sets of eye protection close...

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OPINION: Liz Truss and Ideological Rigidity

Neil Heriot | October 31, 2022 Oct. 25 was the end of Liz Truss’ premiership, which was, in simple terms, a complete disaster. In only...

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OPINION: Why the Progressive Green Energy Revolution isn’t Realistic

By Neil Heriot | October 3, 2022 Photo Credit: Shutterstock Chances are, if you consider yourself a progressive, you are vehemently...

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OPINION: A Letter to UAlbany Students Concerning Recent Violence

By Ashley Wint | September 26, 2022 Photo Credit: dreamstime.com Dear UAlbany students, Crime is on the rise in our community. As...

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Albany Student Satire (ASS): UAlbany Construction Project to Begin in Your Dorm Room

By Mick Reilly | September 19, 2022 Empty UAlbany Dorm Room Photo Credit: UAlbany Residential Life This article is meant as satire and...

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OPINION: Why the West Must Support Ukraine Regardless of the Cost

By Neil Heriot | September 19, 2022 The Ukrainian flag Photo Credit: Shutterstock I doubt I was alone when I believed Ukraine would fall...

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Opinion: ‘90s Tabloid Culture Returns with Hulu’s Pam and Tommy

By: Danielle Modica Is it 1995 again? Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee’s whirlwind relationship is back on television screens with the...

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